iPhone
user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6 Android user: Why do people with iPhones think
they're so much better than everyone else iPhone user: I just like this pho- Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that
screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you
enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress
incoming asthma attack*