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You: Yes, police were chasing me

Stranger: i have but got my pants caught

Stranger: wow, why?

You: Mustve been bad for you, Getting a huge wedige

You: wedgie*

Stranger: lol, ripped my fav jeans

Stranger: why were the police after u?

You: I was steady mobbin a granny

Stranger: uh huh

You: Yeh

Stranger: she had your teeth?

Stranger: i call bs

You: No, My ice cream

Stranger: a granny stole your ice cream?

You: Think she knew there was some cocaine in there.

Stranger: if u were mobbin her 4 it, it better of been choc

You: Yez, It was choc.

Stranger: then i would of mobbed her 2

Stranger: but not 4 the drugs :)

You: Haa, think she just wanted it for herself.

Stranger: crazy grannies...lol

You: Ik.

Stranger: tricks are 4 kids

Stranger: lol

You: Lol ;p

Stranger: whatcha doin 2 nite besides losing ur coke to old ppl?

You: Talking to you, still on the run though. So I'm hiding out in my grandmas house.

Stranger: ya better watch her, old ppl stick together

You: Thanks, but I think its too late, her cookies tasted funny

You: I'm getting nauseous

Stranger: yea, ya gotta beware of old ppl cookies

You: Well, Gtg now, Cant type in cuffs

Stranger: k

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