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Mom: Kelsie time to get up and get ready for school. Me: I can't

Mom: Kelsie time to get up and get ready for school.
Me: I can't go to school mom. The blankets have accepted me as one of their own. If I leave now I might lose their trust.
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Kelsie15

posted March 7, 2013 at 7:11pm UTC tagged with school, funny, family

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