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I'm gonna become president and make a law that anyone who

I'm gonna become president and make a law that anyone
who commits a crime will be forced to have a reverse mohawk.

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posted June 29, 2013 at 6:37pm UTC tagged with funny, reversemohawk, tumblr

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