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posted July 22, 2013 at 2:15pm UTC tagged with
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Unless you physically see me
opening a tampon, don't just assume that because I'm angry, I'm on my period because that's just annoying and tonight when you're sleeping, I will "just assume" you are dead and bury you in the backyard.
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"All guys are the same."
Yes, because my dad, Charles Manson, and Jesus Christ are all the same.
"All girls are the same."
Yes, because I am the same as Lindsay Lohan and Elizabeth Bathory.
Do you realize how stupid you sound when you say these things?
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Me: *Reading a book*
Person: What are you reading?
Me: *holds up book while continuing to read*
Person: Oh yeah, I read that book! Did you get to the part where ________ dies?
Me: WHAT THE F*CK HAVE YOU DONE
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school: make time for your interests and hobbies!
school: oh btw we're going to keep you here for about 6 1/2 hours. and after that, we're going to give you hours of homework.
school: eat 3 meals a day!
school: here's lunch, it's cardboard.
school: school is free!
school: oh, but you have to pay for any ap classes, textbooks, folders, supplies, and materials for projects :)
school: you earn the grades you get!
school: what do you mean this teacher gives you bad grades because they don't like you? that's ridiculous!
school: respect your teachers.
school: oh, but they don't have to respect you, silly!
school: everyone is an individual!
school: here's a standardized test to figure out how smart you all are.
school: balance your social life and academics.
school: but you also have to do homework and study for the rest of the day.
school: we accept all love!
school: stop kissing and hugging eachother. that's gross.
school: bullying is bad!
school: but our teachers won't help you out of it, that's your job.
school: it's okay to be out sick.
school: but the teacher won't explain it to you if you were. that's your fault that you were sick.
school: act like adults.
school: but were going to treat you like children.
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