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My mum asked me why I liked the new house so much and I just

My mum asked me why I liked the new house so much and I just said I like the atmosphere when in fact OUR NEIGHBOURS HAVE UNPROTECTED WIFI THERE'S NO WAY I'M LEAVING.

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Sandie

posted August 17, 2013 at 2:04pm UTC tagged with funny, wifi, yay, newhouse, weremoving, notsoyayicbatomove

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