People hate that I flip
two cigarettes
Upside down in each pack for luck,
But I hate that people notice
When you gain three pounds,
But not when you buy a new hat.
I’ve been told that the way I sleep
With one leg draped over
The person lying next to me Is annoying,
But I think it’s annoying
When people tell me I look pretty,
But only when I paint my face.
I’ve heard that old men
Like to touch the girls who work late at bars,
But I want to know
Why they never kiss the women they married
fourty-two years ago.
I’ve noticed that mothers teach their daughters
That it’s rude to refuse a hug
From an uncle they’ve met three times,
But forget to teach them
That they aren’t obliged to kiss
The boy who paid for dinner.
(anon)
Upside down in each pack for luck,
But I hate that people notice
When you gain three pounds,
But not when you buy a new hat.
I’ve been told that the way I sleep
With one leg draped over
The person lying next to me Is annoying,
But I think it’s annoying
When people tell me I look pretty,
But only when I paint my face.
I’ve heard that old men
Like to touch the girls who work late at bars,
But I want to know
Why they never kiss the women they married
fourty-two years ago.
I’ve noticed that mothers teach their daughters
That it’s rude to refuse a hug
From an uncle they’ve met three times,
But forget to teach them
That they aren’t obliged to kiss
The boy who paid for dinner.
(anon)
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JazzySnow
1 decade ago
You are drop dead gorgeous and I'm in love with this quote
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CandyCool
1 decade ago
<33333 loving the last part for sure abt the mother daughter!...but it was all sooo good!!! Me in love with it!
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1 decade ago
I love this so much
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