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A cookie a day keeps the sadness away, An entire jar a day brings
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away, An entire jar a day brings it back.
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posted May 5, 2014 at 3:31pm UTC tagged with
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Ciao witties!
Don't believe everything a fortune cookie tells you just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're right.
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