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Storyofmylife586

posted May 20, 2015 at 8:16pm UTC tagged with chris, mylife, quote

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Unless you physically see me opening a tampon, don't just assume that because I'm angry, I'm on my period because that's just annoying and tonight when you're sleeping, I will "just assume" you are dead and bury you in the backyard.
What's brown and sticky? A Stick.
It blows my mind that after all this time you spent on earth, nobody ever bothered to tell you that you're eyes aren't f*cking brown. They are copper against honey and sage and when they water they glow, two perfect orbs the same shade of nature after it rains. You're not as simple as they want you to be.