EIGHT years of resolutions
oh yes i'm still gonna make a new year's resolution post
oh boy
2009
-lose 15 pounds
-stop biting my nails
-be more popular
-get an A in phys. ed.
-cry less
2010
-lose 15 pounds
-stop biting my nails
-do 30 squats/thigh exercises a day
-get an A in phys. ed.
-be less sensitive
2011
-make an effort to be more attractive
-be more laid back
-get closer to [him]
-do 30 sit ups a day
-be happy
2012
-do 50 sit ups a day
-be more open
-make more friends
-be happy
2013
-cry less
-be happy
-eat more healthily
-run half a mile a day
-develop close friendships
-stop biting my f/cking fingernails
2014
-maintain a positive attitude
-develop close friendships
-quit being an as/hole
-unf/ck my sleeping schedule
-eat vegetarian for a short period
-develop hobbies or something like forreal
2015
-develop a healthier lifestyle
-make money and buy cute clothes and stuff
-be positive
-be nice to and friendly with everyone around me
-be outgoing
-purposely surround myself with the best people for me
-learn how cars work
2016
-make more friends
-get all A's in every class I take this year
-git a job you goshdarned freeloader
-be happy happy happy
-learn to play an instrument a little bit
2009
-lose 15 pounds
-stop biting my nails
-be more popular
-get an A in phys. ed.
-cry less
2010
-lose 15 pounds
-stop biting my nails
-do 30 squats/thigh exercises a day
-get an A in phys. ed.
-be less sensitive
2011
-make an effort to be more attractive
-be more laid back
-get closer to [him]
-do 30 sit ups a day
-be happy
2012
-do 50 sit ups a day
-be more open
-make more friends
-be happy
2013
-cry less
-be happy
-eat more healthily
-run half a mile a day
-develop close friendships
-stop biting my f/cking fingernails
2014
-maintain a positive attitude
-develop close friendships
-quit being an as/hole
-unf/ck my sleeping schedule
-eat vegetarian for a short period
-develop hobbies or something like forreal
2015
-develop a healthier lifestyle
-make money and buy cute clothes and stuff
-be positive
-be nice to and friendly with everyone around me
-be outgoing
-purposely surround myself with the best people for me
-learn how cars work
2016
-make more friends
-get all A's in every class I take this year
-git a job you goshdarned freeloader
-be happy happy happy
-learn to play an instrument a little bit
