Best Badumtss Quotes Today


                                                          i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine

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When I found out my toaster wasn't water proof,
I was shocked.





 
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HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE?

HE GO ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID "I DON'T WANNA BE OBAMASELF"
 

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there are over 500 types of pasta. Wow. the pastabilities are endless

 

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                                                                Doctor: I'm afraid he lost his left hand so he's going to be alright

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 i'm coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven't been worn in months. this is exciting
 
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What do you call a sick eagle?

illegal

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Friend:  Hey I brought back your sweater.
Me: But it was so sëxy.
Friend:I Then I guess you could say I'm bringing sëxy back.

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Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home is.





 
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with great power comes a great electricity bill


 
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