Once
in high school my friend kicked her leg up and her shoe flew off
and smashed into the ceiling
with this huge BANG and the teacher whirled around and
yelled “WHO
DID THAT?” and my friend
just stared at her as the ceiling tile fell
and shattered on the floor
between them and the shoe thumped down on top of it and my friend
just went “that’s
not my shoe” while standing there with one shoe
on
At McDonalds last night this dude,
gave me the wrong flavoured mcflurry,
so i threw it back at him and yelled ,
"You McF/cked up.
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My
mom talked in her sleep a lot when I was in high
school. I could usually hold an
entire conversation with her while she was
sleeping. Once I heard her
mumble, “I know
everything.” I told her she
didn’t know algebra, and she assured me she did. So I
asked, “What’s a
polynomial?” And with the
authority of a thousand professors, she stated,
“It’s when
there’s no toy in your Happy
Meal.
one
night two parents went out for dinner a few hours later the baby
sitter called and asked if she
could cover up the clown statue in the kids room the dad told her
to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt
have a clown statue when the police
got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad
had alzheimers
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chickittylover
Facebook would be . .
Facebook would be . .
way cooler if it
was on t.v, "in other news
joes
girlfriend is a cold heartless b/tch.
details at eleven . . . .
girlfriend is a cold heartless b/tch.
details at eleven . . . .
Old people are
either super nice
or the meanest people on earth
there is no inbetween.
or the meanest people on earth
there is no inbetween.
The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer.
