My brother just walked in with a plate full of pancakes and
said" wowo this is a lot of pancakes," and then said
"but im a whole lot of man" xD i love him
Teacher: Why are you talking during my
lesson?
Me: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
Me: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
Hearts,
arent as recyclable as paper
so dont throw mine away
arent as recyclable as paper
so dont throw mine away
Why is Monday so far from Friday but,
Friday so close to Monday??
Friday so close to Monday??
Teacher: Did I give out Homework yesterday?
Class : NO!
Teacher's Pet : Yess you did, dont you remember?
Class: * Death Stare*
Class : NO!
Teacher's Pet : Yess you did, dont you remember?
Class: * Death Stare*
Every girl's dream is to wake up 3 am to a phone call from
her boyfriend and hear him say, "Hey i just wanted to tell
you, I LOVE YOU Ayee i got some ice-cream and
cookies open the door "
If another girl steals your man, the
best revenge is to let her keep him
a real man cant be stolen :)
a real man cant be stolen :)
Dont like me? Cool, i didnt wake up every day to impress you.
Not to spoil the ending,
but everything will be
O.k. i promise <3
but everything will be
O.k. i promise <3
Dont worry, those who talk about
you behind you back,
are behind you for a
reason.
