Mom: Your baby sister!
Kid: do you love her?
Mom: very much!
Kid: Then why did you eat her?!
omgg. This is so freaking cute c; NMQ/NMF
You stay young forever &
sneak into the rooms of young girls?
How original..
Sincerely, Peter Pan.
I just wanted to
say...
I love all of you guys
to the moon and more!
I think you guys are great and amazing and I hope your day has
been just as great as I believe you are.
If it hasn't, keep your chin up and push through! I hope
tomorrow will definitely be a lot better.
++++++
If you ever feel like you want to speak to someone, I do not
really have good advice but I am always here for you!
Have a nice evening/day/morning ! :)
Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?
Me: I decided to have a social life.
Son: No
Dad: It's going to be Bill Gates' daughter
Son: Then ok
Dad goes to Bill Gates
Dad: Let my son marry your daughter
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank
Bill Gates: Then ok.
Dad goes to the President of the World Bank
Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank
President: No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates
President: Then ok!
THIS IS BUISNESS
