Best Oranges Quotes Today

I hate when people put irrelevant tags in their quotes

Disrespect me in my own home and I will throw oranges at you.

'Vitamin C' is Spanish for 'Vitamin Yes'



 

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it.

I still can't get over the fact that
oranges are
presliced.

Are oranges called oranges because oranges are oranges are orange or are oranges called oranges because oranges are orange? If you read it slow, it makes sense. If you read it fast, it just sounds like a bunch of oranges.

singing a song in the car,
not knowing the rest of the words,
singing dobedobedobedobedo
instead