Best Patrick Quotes This Month

 

Patrick: Hello

Customer: Is this the Krusty Krab

Patrick: No, this is Patrick *hangs up*

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Patrick: Hello
Customer: Is this the Krusty Krab
Patrick: NO THIS IS PATRICK.
Patrick: I'm not a Krusty Krab!
Spongebob: Uh..Patrick, the Krusty Krab is the name of the restaurant

To all the Swimmers xox
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I can't hear you,it's too dark in here.



-Patrick Star















 
 

You see things.
You keep quiet about them.
And you understand.

I'm crying now....
this morning it was because i felt wortheless
pathetic
unloved
and i felt like i destoryed everthing
I'm still crying
but now
its because of 5 different people messaging me
all at the same time
and streamed across the screen was "ilove you" 
in every box
I'll live for you
because I don't want you to float up as a ghost right after me
I'll live for today
and look for tommorow
I'm still crying
and sobbing
but im giggaing too
its a happy cry
so thank you so much
for making me know i am worth something
im not pathetic
and that im loved
thank you
I love you<3
"i'll live, for you" 
Spongebob: We're gunna party till we're purple!
Patrick: I love being purple!
spongebob:Can you hear me?
patrick:No, it's too dark.
Patrick: You're a turkey.
Spongebob: What's that?
Patrick: That's what you are.


Why I was kicked out of Show-and-Tell as a kid
Student: This is my bird, Paula. 
Kids: OOOH!
Kids: AHHH!
Me: Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee!


"I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo
wumboing, wumbology, the study
of wumbo! it's first
grade Spongebob!"

-patrick
Patrick: Are you Squidward??
Fire Hydrant: 
Patrick: Its ok, take your time.
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