A true fact about spiders is they
can't
run for extended periods of time
because they have asthma. All
spiders are nerds. Even tarantulas.
Have you ever seen a spider dating a
hot babe? I doubt it. Spider flashing
his cash in the club? Nope. Spider
pulling up beside you at the lights in
a lamborghini? Never happened.
They've got so many eyes because
they love reading. Nerds. All of them
because they have asthma. All
spiders are nerds. Even tarantulas.
Have you ever seen a spider dating a
hot babe? I doubt it. Spider flashing
his cash in the club? Nope. Spider
pulling up beside you at the lights in
a lamborghini? Never happened.
They've got so many eyes because
they love reading. Nerds. All of them
