Raisins Quotes

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies.
Raisin's are the reason I have trust issues.



nipple is a bad word.
say "sensitive chest raisin" instead



 
John Green cooks food with 3-year-old son, Henry...

John: You take the celery, and then you add like, peanut butter and raisins and it's called "ants on a log."
Henry: I don't want peanut butter on it!
John: You don't want peanut butter on it?!
Henry: No!
John: What are you, a Communist?!
Henry: Umm...yes!
John: You are?!
Henry: Yes!
John: That's a surprise...but you know what? I'm just happy that you're politically engaged at your age, I think that's great.
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