me:yes mother I'm getting on
that homework assignment right now me:*puts off
my education until the friggin rapture* rapture:*begins* mother:
me: LIKE FIVE MORE
MINUTES JUST GIVE ME LIKE TEN MORE MINUTES
OK
I got over the break up. I don't mind your new guy. I just
want once a year for me to pop back up in your memory and for you
to remember how much we were in love