Robber: Hands in the air!
Me: *puts hands in air.*
Robber: Now, shake them like you just don't care.
Me: *starts shaking hands.*
Robber: YOU CARED A LITTLE!
Me: No, I swear I didn't care!
Robber: Lies!
Me: *puts hands in air.*
Robber: Now, shake them like you just don't care.
Me: *starts shaking hands.*
Robber: YOU CARED A LITTLE!
Me: No, I swear I didn't care!
Robber: Lies!
if i was ever gonna rob anything i would rob a UPS truck because
you get all those packages and you have no idea whats inside its
christmas morning all over again
