Best Smartass Quotes This Year






          Girl: I love being Italian on Christmas!
          Me: You're Italian every day.





56 0 CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
haha
*in principle's office*

Principle: Have a seat.

Me: Thank you. *picks up chair and leaves.*



nmq
 
23 0 summerbutterfly summerbutterfly
funny
Unless your name is Google..
Stop acting like you know everything. .__.






16 0 * . ~ serena ~ . * * . ~ serena ~ . *
lol
*googles big word before i mess around and use it injudiciously*
4 0 greyskies greyskies
funny
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