Stupidconversation Quotes

An awkward conversation I had with my sister a few days ago, YES I really did this.

me; *Looks in shirt* OMG WHAT IS THAT D; oh wait.. It's my n(i)pple.
my sister; o.O Dude you need some serious mental help....
me; Dude i thought a fothermucking Leprechaun was in there...
my sister; .....Wow.