Umyeah Quotes

Wanting to kiss your bae but not knowing how:
Hey I'm just gonna eat your face
I hope you don' need your cheek or anything
Person: What's your favortie football team?
Me: Well I don't really watch football but I know that that Packers and the Seahawks are good. I also like the Pirates and the Ninjas. . .Oh, and the Giants and the Midgets. . . 
Person:I can tell you don't watch football.


You'd never take me back
would you?



 

When someone's finger is gently resting beneath the switch that turns you bitc.h mode on


Dads are either
"Don't date my son."
or "WHIP DEM GRANBABIES OUT!"
There's two types of people in the world.
There's the normal people,

and then there's the awesome people
Grades are getting low, the teens are getting high. That 12 year old is pregnant and her parents wonder why. A 1st grader is swearing, a 3rd grader has been r(a)ped. Just take a look around you, isn't the system great? Who isn't faded these days, teens are sending nudes, kids are getting beaten, the teachers see the bruises. No calls for help are spoken, teens are smoking weed, young girls are cutting, this isn't what we need. The marks of taunt and yelling, parents are divorced. That 14 year old is drinking beer, this can't get any worse. A little girl has killed herself, nobody seems to care. Another kid has been expelled for a stupid dare. But it needs to change. Our world is officially broken. It's time to take a stand, your thoughts need to be spoken.
 
Witty should defiantly have a
re-quote button by now...


things to think about: 
• what's the point in socializing

um... that's all i've got



Future Daughter: Did you ever go to any parties, Mom?

Me: Yep. I partied all night long!
 
In my head: On Witty...
 
Future son: Did you play any sports?
 
Me: Are you kidding me?! I was so athletic!
 
In my head: You know, surfing the web and all...

Future grandchild: Grandma, what was it like having a cell phone without being able to time travel with it?
 
Me: It was tough. Very tough. But all the texts I got from my friends made up for it!

In my head: What texts? Actually, what friends?

Future husband: How did you become so hot?

Me: I guess it's just natural ;)

In my head: Actually, I looked like I'd been run over by a monster truck a couple up until a couple

years ago. Then I fell into a radioactive pond and I came out looking like a goddess! I'm sure the

negative effects will kick in any day or so.
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