Book hangover
JUNE 22
When you've finished a book and you suddenly return to the
real world, but the real world feels incomplete or surreal
because you're still living in the world of the book.
"I have a really bad book hangover today, I could hardly
concentrate at work."
by Emmachan3
So I went on
Urban Dictinary and looked up my town and this is what some of
the descriptions said and I am laughing because omfg the
accuracy.
--A small suburban American town. Typically 99% of the adolescent population takes drugs or drinks alchohol heavily everyday and graduates to go on to school at a UMass college.
An alarming number of SUVs, denoting the stupidity of the town's adult population. The prime location of it being near Route 3, Route 3A, I-495, Route 4, and others mean more people than should live here keep moving in, and jerks keep selling forestland to make new crappy developments for these jerks to live in.
Refered to in slang as the 'Cho', with different prefixes indicating geographical areas; NoCho = North Chelsmford, SoCho = South Chelmsford, and so on. (EaCho, WeCho, CenCho)
Also and firstmost, a town in the UK.
--A small town 30 miles from Boston, that no one has heard about unless they lived here, or have a friend from here. There's nothing to do on the weekends, kids think its cool to hang out at Stop & Shop.
Unless you live in the center of the town, it takes twenty minutes to get from one place to another. And our rotary changed from a simple circle to a messed up square. There's nothing to do but get wasted or high, and if you want drugs, just walk across the street, because you're neighbor is probably dealing them.
If you're a football player, then you're set for life in this town, you become the hero, and get out of speeding tickets and possession of drugs.
--A small suburban American town. Typically 99% of the adolescent population takes drugs or drinks alchohol heavily everyday and graduates to go on to school at a UMass college.
An alarming number of SUVs, denoting the stupidity of the town's adult population. The prime location of it being near Route 3, Route 3A, I-495, Route 4, and others mean more people than should live here keep moving in, and jerks keep selling forestland to make new crappy developments for these jerks to live in.
Refered to in slang as the 'Cho', with different prefixes indicating geographical areas; NoCho = North Chelsmford, SoCho = South Chelmsford, and so on. (EaCho, WeCho, CenCho)
Also and firstmost, a town in the UK.
--A small town 30 miles from Boston, that no one has heard about unless they lived here, or have a friend from here. There's nothing to do on the weekends, kids think its cool to hang out at Stop & Shop.
Unless you live in the center of the town, it takes twenty minutes to get from one place to another. And our rotary changed from a simple circle to a messed up square. There's nothing to do but get wasted or high, and if you want drugs, just walk across the street, because you're neighbor is probably dealing them.
If you're a football player, then you're set for life in this town, you become the hero, and get out of speeding tickets and possession of drugs.
1. Peasant
Non-witty users and/or those who are ignorant or intolerant of
awesome things.
Fangirl: " But mom, I can't go to school. It's full
of peasants."
Hand Job:
The 21st century equivelant of a kiss.
The 21st century equivelant of a kiss.
1) Look up Miley Cyrus on Urban
Dictionary.
2) Scroll down to the fourth definition.
3) Try not to snort as you laugh hysterically.
2) Scroll down to the fourth definition.
3) Try not to snort as you laugh hysterically.
Urban Dictionary
Witty Profiles
1. Where self confidence goes to die.
2. A website which would be really good, except for the people.
The so-called 'witty profilers' or 'wittians'
hate anyone born after 1996, because apparently (according to a
'witty girl') a 90's kid is between 1986-1996.
3. A website, where people WILL judge you unless you're not
popular. If you are, you'll have stupid suck-ups favouriting
all of your quotes, following you and standing up for you.
However, you will have a gang of haters who want your top-quote
status.
4. A website where, as soon as a boy joins and posts something
like 'hi, i am a boy' he gets 599495673 faves. But a girl
could join, post quotes WORTH reading, and get 1 fave.
1. Omg, she's not popular, let's try and get her off
Witty Profiles by leaving mean comments!
2. Omg, you aren't a 90's kid, we all hate you!
3. Omg, you're popular, I LOVE YOU! FOLLOW MEEEE!!!
4. Omg, your'e a boy, I'll act like I'm not desperate
but I'll fave+follow until you like me!
And this is what people think of Witty Profiles...do we really want this reputation?
And this is what people think of Witty Profiles...do we really want this reputation?
Thank God for
urbandictionary or I'd never know what anyone was talking
about
URBAN DICTIONARY-
Witty Profiles
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Witty profiles can be extremely addicting.
Obsession will occur.
School work will be put off until every single quote
on the top quotes list is read.
Witty profiles will know more about you than your friends
and family do, and you will pour every single thought into
your quotes.
You will always keep a notepad or something to record your
quotes in so you don’t forget them.
Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE.
