guys.
He winked at me today. You're all invited to the wedding.
I was at a wedding reception once where
all the married men were asked to,
"Stand next to the one person who
has made your life worth living."
The bartender was almost
crushed to death.
3years ago...
My best friend was so mad at herself. She picked up a raser. I attacked her. We both where crying. We wesled on the floor for 15 min, i finally manged to get the rasor out of her hand. i threw it accross her room. She yelled:
Her: WHY!!!! WHATS SO BAD IF I CUT!!! WHATS THE WORSE THAT COULD HAPPEN?!?
Me: IN 10 YEARS YOUR KIDS WILL SEE THE SCARS AND THINK ITS OK FOR THEM TO DO THAT TOO!!!
Ater that we just sat on the floor,looked at eachother, cried and huged intill we fell asleep.
I feel like i saved her... tomarrow ill put on a pink dress and stand next to her... as her maid of honor... guess who will have a beautiful white dress with no scares on her wrists... She will...
My best friend was so mad at herself. She picked up a raser. I attacked her. We both where crying. We wesled on the floor for 15 min, i finally manged to get the rasor out of her hand. i threw it accross her room. She yelled:
Her: WHY!!!! WHATS SO BAD IF I CUT!!! WHATS THE WORSE THAT COULD HAPPEN?!?
Me: IN 10 YEARS YOUR KIDS WILL SEE THE SCARS AND THINK ITS OK FOR THEM TO DO THAT TOO!!!
Ater that we just sat on the floor,looked at eachother, cried and huged intill we fell asleep.
I feel like i saved her... tomarrow ill put on a pink dress and stand next to her... as her maid of honor... guess who will have a beautiful white dress with no scares on her wrists... She will...
Mrs. Lemmon: So Christine did he dance with you?
Me: Who?
The rest of the girls in my french class: HIM!
Me: Oh yeah, him. Yeah. we danced.
Mrs. Lemmon: Does Meg know?
Me: No, I dont think so.
Mrs. Lemmon: Great! Savannah and I were totally rooting for you. We were both like "Come on! One of you ask each other to slow dance!" And then we realized Meg was right behind us because she said "Who do you want to dance with eachother?" and we both looked at each other and like read eachothers minds that we had to keep her as far away form the dance floor as possible so you could get your dance. So you got your dance right? We didnt have a chance to spy on you because we were keeping her distracted.
Me: Yes I got my dance. And you want to know the best part? The song that was playing has been my favorite slow song for over a year now, and-
Mrs Lemmon: And now it's your song! AWW thats so cute!
Angelica: You guys better have that song at your wedding.
Me: Wow, who said anything about marriage here?
Sam: Come on Christine, my brother is totally in love with you!
Mrs. Lemmon: It's true. Wow you two are going to have some special kids. Theyll be just as clumsy as you and just as fragile as him. He better have some good health insurance.
My french class. No, just, no.
Me: Who?
The rest of the girls in my french class: HIM!
Me: Oh yeah, him. Yeah. we danced.
Mrs. Lemmon: Does Meg know?
Me: No, I dont think so.
Mrs. Lemmon: Great! Savannah and I were totally rooting for you. We were both like "Come on! One of you ask each other to slow dance!" And then we realized Meg was right behind us because she said "Who do you want to dance with eachother?" and we both looked at each other and like read eachothers minds that we had to keep her as far away form the dance floor as possible so you could get your dance. So you got your dance right? We didnt have a chance to spy on you because we were keeping her distracted.
Me: Yes I got my dance. And you want to know the best part? The song that was playing has been my favorite slow song for over a year now, and-
Mrs Lemmon: And now it's your song! AWW thats so cute!
Angelica: You guys better have that song at your wedding.
Me: Wow, who said anything about marriage here?
Sam: Come on Christine, my brother is totally in love with you!
Mrs. Lemmon: It's true. Wow you two are going to have some special kids. Theyll be just as clumsy as you and just as fragile as him. He better have some good health insurance.
My french class. No, just, no.
Reasons why I don't want to get married:
- please, that much money for a one day ceremony? yeah right
- I am not working on losing 100lbs just to squeeze into a dress which I'd probably stain 2 seconds before walking down the isle.
- I don't want to be around
when my partner realizes what he got himself into, cries and has
a panic attack before he files for a divorce
Have you ever heard of the shoe game?
I want to do that at my wedding.
I want to do that at my wedding.
