Whitegirlprobs Quotes

You know you're a white girl when
your Mother hides your Ugg boots
as punishment for talking back.

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KayleighJean
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looking at old selfies on my
computer makes me cringe.

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sophsunflower12
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I'm not saying I am Batman
Just that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room...
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Livy*
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Accidently stepping on your pet is the worst thing ever
THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU STEPPED ON THEM AND THEY CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOUR APOLOGY

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Livy*
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I'm that horrible friend
that reads your text then puts the phone down to do something and forgets to reply until three hours later

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Livy*
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I don't hate you, I just
actually, no, I hate you

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Livy*
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Texting a person who doesn't use emoticons
is like being locked in a room alone with Kristen Stewart

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Livy*
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You are my jelly to my burger,
the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my icecream.
My point is, you're worthless.

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Livy*
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Telling a girl to calm down
is like trying to baptize a cat.

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Livy*
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I wish I had Kim Kardashian's talent
of not having any talent and making money out of it.

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Livy*
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