cmxoxoxo13

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Joined: October 15, 2011
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Location: Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends


so my names Claudia I'm 14 and blow out my candles on November 17th. My witty buddy is Funnybunny4 we have a youtube channel called Clamanda Heart and I think you should check it out ;) I LOVE disney movies and songs. I love acting, singing, and dancing. My dream is to be an actress. I'm currently single and not looking for a relationship! well thats enough about me! byyee!!

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Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-scented shampoos before? Everything was just strawberry, cinnamon, and citrus. Nice, normal things.
Now I pick up a bottle of shampoo and it's all like:
"DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLIAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOU HAIR SOME VOLUME."
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME.
 
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So My Friend And I Went To A Haunted House...

*All of a sudden, a zombie pops out*

My friend: F*ck me!             
 Zombie: But we only just met! 
Me: ...                              
Zombie: ...                         
Kid behind us: ...                 



                   

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Dear nose, 


If you're going to sneeze, please sneeze.
Sincerely- stood there looking like I've been hit by a shovel.




 
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The 5 steps to procrastination

 
1.)






Nevermind, I'll tell you later.
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Losing your pencil
while doing your homework is god’s sign of telling you not to do it.


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If you watch an Apple 

store get robbed, 


DOes that Make you an iwitness?



 

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What's the difference betweeen a Ferarri and a sack of dead babies?


















I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.






Carry on.
























 
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i did it

I’ve climbed this whole mountain

01/01/01, 02/02/02, 03/03/03,
04/04/04, 05/05/05, 06/06/06,
07/07/07, 08/08/08, 09/09/09,
10/10/10, 11/11/11, and 12/12/12

I’ve done it



 





 
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Hurricane Sandy wouldn't be here, if Patrick would've


just stopped making fun of  Texas.
 
 

(OneDirection/nmf)
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I just figured it out why people call themselves sociallyawkward penguins
Penguins can't break the ice.

 

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