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I'm Jessie. I'm 14 years old and I have dark brown hair and hazel eyes. My parents are divorced, I have 5 brothers and 1 sister. I'm from CT and I'm in 9th grade. Here'ssssssss some stuff about me.
I play Field Hockey;Goalie. I do Track;Hurdles, Long Jump, High Jump, Sprinting. I play Lacrosse;Mid-field.
My favorite sport to play is Lacrosse<3 but I LOVE to watch football! I'm dead serious.
I freakin' love Tim Tebow and The Broncos. He's just so gosh darn hot!
One Direction<3 Omg, I love you guys soooo much.
I love to watch Jersey Shore. Pauly D is my babe<3
The Hunger Games is going to be the best freakin' movie ever. JoshHutchersonLiamHemsworth<3
I'm Irish, German, Hungarian, Lthuanian, Polish, and Italian.
Tongue kiss her other tongue. Skeet, skeet, skeet, watergun. Oh.My.God. Becly, look at her butt. TUNECHI.
The way you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
Give you this, give you that. Blow a kiss take it back.
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Get on my level.
Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..
My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥
Here's to the kids
who memorize lyrics faster than vocabulary
words.
A 50 year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.
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Liam: We went to a farm and they offered us horses to ride.
Niall : They only had 4 horses , so harry had to ride a cow.
Me: well, yeah it's understandable considering you're gorgeous, you're dating justin bieber, and your life is practically perfect.. -__-
Sometimes i go up to the lemonade
stand
The amount of work a
messy bun actually
takes.
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