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There was a woman she was running in a marathon.
Her boyfriend was standing at the finish line.
He was holding a case with a ring in it.
He was going to propose whn she crossed the
finish line. But she never did as the bomb went
off and she died before he got to propose.






This is for the people of Boston.
For anyone in Boston who was killed
or has lost someone close to them.

Anyone who faves this disagrees.(which won't be a lot)

Repost if you have ever been called ugly.

When you realize you're Plankton.

A failure and married to your computer

My bro: So to say pizza in Spanish you just say pizza? They don't put an a at the end or nothing?
Me: There already is an a at the end Buddy

He's eleven

F.R.I.E.N.D.S

 

The Ten Commandments of Witty
 

 

1. Thou shalt not put any website creators before Steve.
2. Thou shalt 'follow' Steve under all conditions.
3. Thou shalt set aside work to go on Witty Profiles at least once a week.
4.  Honor other Wittians' opinions.
5. Thou shalt not have curses or rude sayings in their quotes.
6. Thou shalt not pretend to be the opposite gender.
7. Thou shalt not steal other quotes.
8. Thou shalt not falsely accuse a Wittian of something they did not do.
9. Thou shalt not ask for faves or followers.
10. Thou shalt not hate on Witty Profiles or anyone in it.
 

PRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesn't sell air.

i'm gonna take a picture of my firstborn
and use an age progression software to figure out what he'll look like when he's 18. then i'm going to frame the picture in our house so that he'll see it as he's growing up.when he eventually realizes that it's a picture of him, i'm going to try to convice him that he's a time traveler.



 

 

Am I the only one??
who wants to die,
be dead for like a day,
see how everyone reacts,
then come back to life.