Quotes added on Wednesday, March 4 2015

An SQL query walks into a bar. He goes to two tables set beside each other and asks:


"Can I join you?"

Imagin living like a king someday!

The worst thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you.

My manager doesn't even understand that I'm stressed at work...and it really annoys me how shallow she really is.

I dont want to be here!

You still have all my heart <3

If you were a movie, this would be your soundtrack!

Bruh it makes me real uncomfortable that 12am comes before 11am.