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I spent my Friday inside the elevator in my school, watching

I spent my Friday
inside the elevator in my school,
watching Sinister on a laptop with my best friend,
and eating Taco Bell.
And that, ladies and gentlemen,
is the epitomy of my social life.

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AwkwardlyAnna

posted November 3, 2013 at 4:00pm UTC tagged with funny, true

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