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For those not getting the V or the D, happy alentine's ay

For those not getting the V or the D, happy alentine's ay

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posted February 14, 2014 at 1:41am UTC tagged with funny, holiday, lol, life, true, sad, valentinesday, instagram, tumblr, haha

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