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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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posted March 20, 2014 at 10:05am UTC tagged with funny, haha

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