Best Banter Quotes Ever


                                    Harry Potter: Hey I'm going to get my nose pierced, wanna come?
                                    Lord Voldemort: sorry I can't.
                                    Lord Voldemort: I'm having dinner with my parents.
                                    Harry Potter:
                                    Lord Voldemort:

                                    Harry Potter:
                                    Lord Voldemort:
                                    
                                    Harry Potter: YOU WIN THIS TIME



Sheldon: Howard?
Howard: Yeah?
Sheldon: Your shoes are delightful. Where did you get them?
Howard: What?
Sheldon: Bazinga, I don't care.
Imagine You Were Gay, And Didn't Want Anyone To Know. Imagine You Tried So Hard To Cover Up Any Trace Of Homosexuality Just So People DIdn't Find Out. Imagine someone joked around you, and called you gay. Imagine the worry thinking that people had found out about your sexuality.
Imagine You Were Consious Of Being Thin, Even Though You Ate As Healthily As You Could. Imagine You Weren't Muscley, So Couldn't Lift Dumbells In Gym Class Properly.  Imagine someone joked around you and told you to man up. Imagine how much that would hurt you, when you couldn't help being weaker than most.


Banter Hurts. Think Before You 'Joke'.

At least I didn't stare out an orange for an hour,
just because it said concetrate.
I have become obsessed with Tegan and Sara.
i actually say more horrible things to people i do like thapeople i dont like
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