Biatches Quotes

honestly, the best part of my job is when rude people who consider me stupid because of my tattoos and hair, buy balloons when it's cold and immediately rush back in because "the balloons did the this thing", and I have to explain charles's law to them.
     When some one gives me the  middle finger


Me: Nice thumbs up....but i think you use that end one.....yeah...just remember that next time..ok yah
i remember when I was 12.
This guy bought a guitar to school and played his girlfriend a song.

12 year olds. They were TWELVE.

im about to shoot myself in the face.
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