Firealarm Quotes

The fire alarm has gone off twice in two days.
This is freaking ridiculous. Seriously guys.
What a fire alarm means:
In most familes:
There's
a fire.
In my family: Dinner's ready!

*fire alarm*
Teacher: Okay kids.
Single file line.
Me: MOVE B.ITCH, I'M ABOUT
TO DIE!!

 









I have always secretly wanted
to pull the fire alarm at school.







 
teacher: when the fire alarm sounds, you must go to the field as fast as possible and find your class, no matter what. You have to be on the field as soon as possible.
kid: what if the field is the one on fire?
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