Gravy Quotes







        Mind your own biscuits and life will be gravy.





 

Gravy is meat lotion.
Child: Mommy, you know there's gravy on the floor
Mom: Nonsense, I just mopped it up
Child: There is, mom! It's what keeps our feet to the floor
Mom: I know gravy can be sticky, but it's not gravy!
In a clubhouse gravy commercial,they poured gravy into a teacup.And I was like,is that an april fools trick or what?Well,if you tried it on someone and they drank it,they would probably be like,Forget coffee!This tastes WAY better.





My quote.Do NOT steal


I got 98.768 problems and rounding up is one of them.


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