Best Lamepun Quotes Ever


Never trust an atom.

They make up everything.
 
205 2 ToriRox16 ToriRox16
funny

When i saw the new
'contest lame pun' thing my face brightened up so much it was like someone turned a lamepun
183 0 kristabff kristabff
funny
cookiedoughformats
117 6 sapphireflames* sapphireflames*
funny

Haha, so how did you
like my little pun in my last quote there? It was quote stupundous, wasn't it?
92 0 kristabff kristabff
lol
When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
37 0 Bec* Bec*
funny


*at work*

Me: Wow it's like super slow for a Saturday there's like no one here wot is going on 
Coworker: Well, it is sad outside. Cloudy and dreary... 
Me: IT'S SADTADAY OMG


16 0 *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
mcdonalds

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?
2 Na (say it)
12 0 Bec* Bec*
funny
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