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Rules for texting a girl:
 
1) Use good grammer

2)Ask questions

3)Use smiley faces

4)Don't take 4O minutes to reply

 
Mom 4 hours ago: "We're only staying for 30 minutes."
You Will Be Kissed tomorrow:

LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL .

Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard!

MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM.

Now Find The Mistake:

abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz

Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown!

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!

* **** **** **** *** * **** *** ********


Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite
*preppy girl at mall with TONS of makeup on and the size of a twig.*

"GIrls, I think I weigh too much bleh bleh bleh."

This goes on for like 10 minutes so I finally say

"Maybe, if you took off all the makeup you'd loose a good 20-30 pounds."


It may have been rude..but it was true.
All the SAW movies put together are 666 minutes in length.
I'm getting my phone in approximately 26 minutes! :D
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