Nasty Quotes

Person: Are you a Justin Bieber Fan?
Me: No thank you. I don't want to be blessed by his spit.



hello 911 yes i touched wet food while doing the dishes i’d like surgery to remove my hand


 
What's up with all these IMVU ads?Not very pleasing to look at...


Teenagevoicesquote#5
DO NOT FOLLOW WITTYCAUSE, HELLO_SUNSHINEXO8 THEY BE RATCHETS
*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
If you walking into
dust thats behind me then...
I FARTED :]]
OOOPPPSSS.

 
I Hate When People Sneeze Or Cough

Without Covering Their Mouths



dont u dare lick ur fingers before giving me a paper
I wanna throw my phone out the window and run over it with a bus!!!
cute story huh?

"When you say nasty things about people,
you should never say the true ones,
because you can't really fully and honestly
take those back
, you know?”
- John Green, Paper Towns
 
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