Pineapple Quotes

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A conjurer gets no credit after he's explained his trick;

AND IF I REVEAL TOO MUCH OF MY METHOD OF WORKING, TO YOU, YOU WILL QUICKLY COME TO REALIZE THAT i AM NO MORE THAN AN ORDINARY PERSON...

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Christopher Robin*
ordinary

Whenever I'm sad
food is always there for me.
Whenever I'm happy,
food is there for me.
Now if I had good judgecment I'd say
forget men,
I'm moving to Vegas and marrying a pineapple

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Vinita*
funny

I want to know who picked up a pineapple
and was like, "Wow! This pricly pee-colord

substance looks delicious!"

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whitesmoke
funny

you like putting pineapple on your pizza? oh thats great i hope you enjoy putting pineapples
on your children's graves because you're WEAK and your blood line is WEAK and you will
not survive the winter

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dolph*
pineapple

Mehhh...

No...

I'm not comfortable.

Okay, this is just awkward for me now.

"PINEAPPLE."

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enginesGoBOOM*
pineapple

Im trying not to let the demons inside me win

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
banana

When I read a quote,
I don't pay attention to the format or the person who created the quote. I pay attention to the quality.

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Hari*
truestory

She's 6 years old,
Blue ribbons in her hair.
She wonders,
Is she pretty yet?

She's 10 years old,
Her mother let's her put on a little eye shadow.
She wonders,
Is she pretty yet?

She's 14 years old,
The boys seem to take no notice of her, so she wears revealing clothes.
She wonders,
Is she pretty yet?

She's 18 years old,
Scars cover her body, she fights an eating disorder.
Yet she looks at the boy who loves her and she knows now she's not pretty...

....She's beautiful.

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