Sock Quotes

I never thought that I would be looking to my sock for advice, but I am now!

It says, and I quote "#SMILE," with a giant smiley face!😜👌

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe


Yeah that's right, you GO OUT and find your inner Dobey a pimp.


I don't understand how one sock from every pair I have manages to commit suicide in the washing machine.

Today I bought a pack of nuts. On the packet it said "WARNING: MAY CONTAIN NUTS."
Well I'd be a bit disappointed if I opened it and a sock fell out.


 
That awkward moment when you walk into a room which has a sock hung on the door knob
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You just had a mini heart attack, didn't you?
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