Strawberry Quotes

You're the apple to my pie,
You're the straw to my berry
♥

So apparently....
A strawberry is not a berry,
but a banana is.


 

My friend gave me a strawberry tic tac..

My tactful reaction in front of her:
Mm, thanks..
When she walks away:
Pleh, pleh blehhh... HMFUHGHPHELLLeh..
*makes deranged faces*
pleh, pleh, blehbleh, oh god save me..
*swallows*
Other friend: They are quite nice, actually.

Is It Weird That I Couldn't Decide Between Strawberry Or Chocolate Milkshake So I Just Had Both?