Best Strawberry Quotes Ever

Is It Weird That I Couldn't Decide Between Strawberry Or Chocolate Milkshake So I Just Had Both?




So apparently....
A strawberry is not a berry,
but a banana is.


 
My friend gave me a strawberry tic tac..
My tactful reaction in front of her:
Mm, thanks..
When she walks away:
Pleh, pleh blehhh... HMFUHGHPHELLLeh..
*makes deranged faces*
pleh, pleh, blehbleh, oh god save me..
*swallows*
Other friend: They are quite nice, actually.





"B00BYTRAP" spelt

backwards is "
PARTYB00B"






You're the apple to my pie,
You're the straw to my berry

i prefer strawberry milk over choclate...more flavor 
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