Sucker Quotes

he broke up with me three months ago,       
he's been turned down by seven girls since then &
i've been  asked out by six guys in the  same time.
                                                                lol, i win.

 

Them: You f/cking bàstard

Me: I prefer bítch. It's more feminine.

I got a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
That awkward when you read that wrong too.
And said 'moment' after awkward.
This is awkward.

Today i really fall for my crush
We were playing sucker for gym,
and i was like:
'Yeah i'm going to kick that fridgeing ball' 
But the reality was that i kicked the air and flipped on my back for the eyes of my crush.
My ankle hurts now :c

Boy: Ily
Girl: say it right!
Boy: i'm leaving you..

Bully at school: Why are you so fat?

Me: Why do skinny chicks who have eating disorders say what?

Her: What?

Me:Exactly.