Sweater Quotes


Loving that sweater
weather.
You fit me better than my
Favorite
Sweater
If you want to destroy my sweater,
Hold this thread as I walk away...
Teacher: What season is this?
Me: OOH OOH! I GOT THIS.
UGLY SWEATER SEASON.
Teacher:
Me:
 PUMPKIN LATTE SEASON.
Teacher:
Me: 
UGG SEASON.
Teacher: Correct.

it’s pumpkin weather I can’t wait for sweater flavored everything


For once, I look like a hipster. This is scary..


 
all i wanted for my birthday was a warm sweater and a better attitude. jkrgbtjkbgh

I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.
Friend:  Hey I brought back your sweater.
Me: But it was so sëxy.
Friend:I Then I guess you could say I'm bringing sëxy back.

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