omfg my mum just told my little sister to stop watching tv and go play outside and my sister just looks her dead in the eye and says in a really deep voice, "but baby....it's cold outside."
I THINK SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL HER THAT SONG LYRICS ARE NOT ALWAYS APPROPRIATE TO USE IN REAL LIFE
*out for dinner
with my family*
my sister: huh, this table is wobbly
HEY LOOK GUYS I CAN SHAKE THE TABLE
my dad: ....i can shake my booty
*dead silence in the restaurant*
me:oh my god oh my god
my mum: oh, i know you can, steven ;)
me: UNACCEPTABLE
my sister: huh, this table is wobbly
HEY LOOK GUYS I CAN SHAKE THE TABLE
my dad: ....i can shake my booty
*dead silence in the restaurant*
me:
my mum: oh, i know you can, steven ;)
me: UNACCEPTABLE
