Confessionsofanaveragemess
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Hey guys.
So this is just where I spill my heart out and confess stuff, etc.
Need anything?
Well hello. :)
One Direction | Paramore | Him♥ | My cat | My dog |
So this is just where I spill my heart out and confess stuff, etc.
Need anything?
Well hello. :)
One Direction | Paramore | Him♥ | My cat | My dog |
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I grew up calling
it
''duck tape''
not
''duct tape''
Try this as fast as you can;
top
pop
shop
mop
rop
sop
dop
gop
hop
jop
lop
cop
bop
flop
plop
glop
frop
clop
crop
Now what do you do at a green light?
fave this if you said that you stop
Format by
XxprettixX
Everyone needs to stop
making fun of Justin Bieber!
She's just a little girl!!
Format by
XxprettixX Removal of credit is
punishable by death.
Everyone needs to stop
making fun of Justin Bieber!
She's just a little girl!!
I
Hate
It When
People Ask
1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?)
2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)
3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)
4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.)
5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes)
6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.)
7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked)
8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)
9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose)
10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)
11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: )
12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)
13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay)
14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week)
15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays)
*hope yah likeeee!!(:
1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?)
2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)
3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)
4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.)
5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes)
6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.)
7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked)
8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)
9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose)
10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)
11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: )
12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)
13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay)
14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week)
15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays)
*hope yah likeeee!!(:
*In The Supermarket*
Crap, where's my mom!? Act cool, Act
cool..
Osama Bin Laden
is dead, but it still doesn't
for a l l o f t h e l i v e s lost on
9
/11/01 </3
.___________.
It's a whale
.....How do you have friends
._______.
Baby whale
Hey, you there!
Can you stop scrolling
for just a second;
and click the heart for...
the ones who lost
their lives on
Sept. 11, 2001.