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Me in the shower: One day I'm going to just stop living,

Me in the shower: One day I'm going to just stop living, I'm going to wither up alone, my world will change. My friends will forget me and amazing things will happen like the cure for cancer and I won't be there. 

Me going to bed: What if your birthmark was the place where you were in your last life?

Me during the day: How do you spell tree

 

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