Australia Quotes

heartbroken from a kid who lives in australia.

never saw that coming.
peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia

India found spice
Mexico found chili
Japan found wasabi
England, Australia and America found sugar



I am British And Australian so I am not being biast.

New Zealand is basically
Australia's Canada
Grocery shops in Australia


IGA: Always cheap, doesn't need sales
Aldi: Sells food and winter skiing supplies
Woolworths: Collect stickers to help schools
Coles: Giving away One Direction tickets

We all know who wins

At Monash University in Melbourne, the women's department had a bake
sale and cupcakes were $1 for men, $.80 for women, and $.70 for trans people to represent the wage gap and heaps of guys kicked off about it being sexist and that's how I finally understood how hypocritcal and ignorant men's rights activism is.
Australia: time for exams, b/ches
Rest of the World: YAYAYYAYAYAAYYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYA SUMMER VACATIONNNNNNNNN :OOOOO CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC:
I'm not a fan of One Direction,
but I like they've done for me.
Now if I ever want to go to the USA or Australia
My accent will be Worshiped
Tourists: I want to go to Australia and go on all the beaches every single day!!! :OOOOOO
Australia: We're full.
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